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This exact conversation happens at my house regularly!

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Spent the day hanging out with my awesome cousin Wendy. I love having family over.

Spent the day hanging out with my awesome cousin Wendy. I love having family over.

Sunday grill time! I have family over today but I may have cooked a little more than we needed.

We had some company on the river today. He didn’t seem like he wanted any attention so I refrained from petting him. He was about 6 feet long and was just hanging out watching all the people float by, probably trying to decide which one would be the most tasty.

We had some company on the river today. He didn’t seem like he wanted any attention so I refrained from petting him. He was about 6 feet long and was just hanging out watching all the people float by, probably trying to decide which one would be the most tasty.

We put in at the springs today, it’s a long haul from the parking area to the launch area so I employed the cart . We kayaked down river about four hours. It made for a nice day.

Loaded up and ready to hit the river in the morning. I need a few hours on the water to unwind from this week.

Loaded up and ready to hit the river in the morning. I need a few hours on the water to unwind from this week.

My daughter in law, who’s in her 4th week of beautician school just gave me a hair cut! I’ll be her practice volunteer anytime.

My daughter in law, who’s in her 4th week of beautician school just gave me a hair cut! I’ll be her practice volunteer anytime.

southerngeekett:

Muahahaha

Evil!

southerngeekett:

Muahahaha

Evil!

My daughter is a super criminal

My youngest drive to Atlanta and back Saturday, taking a friend home. When she got back I asked her how was her trip. I immediately saw the shifty eye look that never means anything good. I asked what did you do? I got a ticket. How fast? …….93……( John takes deep breath at this point) please tell me you were not in Georgia, …….I was in Georgia…….

( John’s heart races and he flees outside at this point) See Georgia has this wonderful super speeder law that tacks on an additional $200 for anything over 85 mph. So my youngest daughter was well in the super villain zone, add to that the fact that I feel like I’ve been bank robbed by her actions, I think she qualifies as a super criminal now. So if anyone wants a teenage Mario Andretti , I have one I’ll give you but I warn you she’s gonna break you.

New addition(possibly) to the family. My wife brought this little fellow home today. She found him wandering on a busy country road. She knocked on the doors of the half dozen nearest houses but no one knew who’s dog he was. So now he’s residing at our house. I’ve posted on craigslist and will put up flyers on a post where she found him and at the two closest stores tomorrow. Hopefully his owner will see them. If not I’m pretty sure I’m adding another family member.

New addition(possibly) to the family. My wife brought this little fellow home today. She found him wandering on a busy country road. She knocked on the doors of the half dozen nearest houses but no one knew who’s dog he was. So now he’s residing at our house. I’ve posted on craigslist and will put up flyers on a post where she found him and at the two closest stores tomorrow. Hopefully his owner will see them. If not I’m pretty sure I’m adding another family member.

I built a cart for the kayak, that’s what I’ve accomplished today.

elonatrump:

pugmafia:

$64.50

$45.50

$67! I’m doing things right!

elonatrump:

pugmafia:

$64.50

$45.50

$67! I’m doing things right!

Meatfest!

Meatfest!

They had to start the show early because mother nature was competing with her own light show. But they managed to get the fireworks off just before the storm got there.

They had to start the show early because mother nature was competing with her own light show. But they managed to get the fireworks off just before the storm got there.

Managed to dodge the rainstorms this morning and squeeze in a few hours kayaking between storms.Nothing but us paddlers on the river for the first hour. It was nice and peaceful.

Managed to dodge the rainstorms this morning and squeeze in a few hours kayaking between storms.Nothing but us paddlers on the river for the first hour. It was nice and peaceful.